What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?
A chocolate chip Wookie.
Where did Luke skywalker buy his new hand?
At the second-hand store.
Why did the m&m go to school?
It wanted to be a smartie
Why did the gym close down?
It just didn’t work out
Why isn't there a clock in the school library?
It tock too much
